A Guys Fairy Tale!

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess..."Will you marry me?"
The Princess said "NO!"
  And the Prince lived happily ever after and collected firearms and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
  The End.

The economy is so bad that:

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

 I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

 CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

 If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

 Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

 A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

 Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

 The Mafia is laying off judges.

 Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.